The Real Me

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  • Author: KKortez

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I had to do a project in school, and it was writing a poem about myself...I though I did a good job, so I wanted to share it with anyone that wanted to know me a bit better...This is probably the only time I will do something that doesn't involve comedy.in this channel....Intro Song: Pasion - Daddy Yankee FT arcangelOther song: Background music sad pianoPoem:I'm Jose.I'm sixteen years old.I seem to remember every day,The days that are gone.I wasn't born here,But papers say I am Canadian,I have learned to read and speak,But still I will never belong.This narrow way is so long,But I will never stop, flinch or look back,Because I am reaching for the Gold.I love my family,Because they loved me first,I hope some day I can repay all of their work,But it is impossible,Because giving me life is priceless enough.The one I love the most is God,And I have made some bad decisions,But he told me to leave them in the past.No one has loved me like he has,And giving so much love...Nobody can,Which is why the least thing I can doIs follow a straight path.I also love material things,And who doesn't,We are all human beings.But if there is something that gives me passion,And drives me crazy,Is Music.No matter if I feel mad, depressed or even lazy,The music runs into my veins,And gives me joy I can't explain.I love to love,But I have never fallen in love.I wish I could write a poem,That would change the world.Girls say guys are all the same,I disagree because I am not like that,But how can I know the future,Maybe my time hasn't come.I disagree a lot,But I do not always give my opinion,Because I also see that so many girls are hot,But not all are worth,Giving it a shot.I love to write,Specially songs,It is putting your feelings in paper,It is giving your heart,And that is why I rhyme,Because I like to believe my life has a pattern,And that some day it will be all aligned.My dreams are high,Even higher than the stars,I would like to be this and that,Which is why I work very hard.It is not easy.People doubt,But they do not wanna say it,They give you other choices,But I know the only way I can be happy,Is by living my life dream.I will one day fall in love,Have three kids, And move to the country where I want to be.I leave it all in God's hands,And just hope my dream is in his plans,But still I will work hard,Because nothing falls out of the sky.I do not know who you are,I hardly know who I am,But one thing I do know,My name is Jose,And this is 2008.

Drunk Dancer

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  • Author: Quigs2006

Tags: beers  dancing  drunk  funny  many 

Too many beers later and this guy is the dancing queen.

Messing With OOT

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  • Author: Jakeybob123

Tags: Funny  Links  Many  Zelda 

Hi This is just a vid of me messing around with the greatest game of all time. Zelda oot. I used an emulator.

Southwest Airlines Landing at Houston Hobby, TX for Labor Day

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  • Author: hcp051000

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Southwest Airlines Flight 57 Landing at Houston Hobby, TX from Dallas Love Field, TX. Coming home from UT Dallas for Labor Day. VERY Funny - many passengers cheered for Labor Day as the plane reached the ground.

GMC BreakingFreee (:

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  • Author: BbiiGiina

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(: Great DayV FunnyMany Jokes x

Hollywood Undead - Undead (Official Music Video - censored)

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  • Author: HUofficial

Tags: akerlund  beer  booze  charlie  deuce  dog  funny  girls  hollywood  johnny  kurlzz  many  party  pool  rap  rock  scene  tears  undead 

Directed by Jonas Akerlund. Censored so it can be played on YouTube.

Hollywood Undead - No. 5 (Official Video)

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  • Author: HUofficial

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The offical music video to Hollywood Undead's "No. 5" Directed by Jonas Akerlund

Gta San Andreas Bitch survived bomb

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  • Author: lavakossan

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crazy bitch survieved many bombs

funny faces of thinking

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  • Author: rovokethinking

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provoke thinking

BEST VEDIO EVER

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  • Author: joeykordahi

Tags: airplane  alternative  animation  auto  BEST  blues  boat  classical  country  electronic  EVER  film  folk  hip-hop  indie  jazz  motor  motorcycle  music  pop  r&b  rap  religious  rock  series  short  sketch  soul  spoof  sport  train  unsigned  VEDIO  world 

JST WATCH SO FUNNY MANY PEOPLE LAUGHIG THERE PANTS OUT.PLZZZ WATCHHHHH

Steve's (Sonicdude3) Final Farewell to YouTube

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  • Author: RianatheCat

Tags: poop  RianatheCat  Sonicdude3  Steve  vman 

It aaallll ties up. :3EDIT: I made an F.A.Q. about his absence, so I don't have to answer it again. X_X____________Q: Why did Steve (Sonicdude3) leave YouTube? Was it because people started making YouTube Poops out of him?A: No. Steve did NOT leave YouTube because of that. He left because he was tired of people constantly complaining about every little thing. I know Steve did that in his videos, but he did that because he thought it was funny. Many other people did too. To be honest, I would leave too with all that negativity around me. He also left because he was simply tired of making videos. _____Q: Why can't Steve take a joke? It's not like they made the poops just to be mean to him.A: First of all, he doesn't CARE about the YouTube Poops anymore. He said so himself that users can still keep doing it. However, he was upset about it first because people took a video that I told him to make (yeah...) to let out his anger towards someone, and made it into something funny. Especially since he didn't want to make a video in the first place. _____Q: Why did Steve make the video? A: One day, someone called "Vman" started flaming mine and Steve's accounts for no reason (a.k.a. trolling). We did try to block him, however, he made several accounts (one of which, was "Sonicdudesucks") and continued his flaming. At one point, "Vman" told me on my front page to "get a real man. Even though your videos suck I can get passed that". He also called me "My pretty". Now, Steve is a wonderful boyfriend to me. With that, he is also very protective. So, he was tempted to make a video, and I convinced him to make it. Therefore, it's the video you see here today. Another note, he deleted the video BEFORE he left YouTube._____Q: Don't you know to never feed the trolls?A: Honestly, Steve and I usually block trolls, no matter how many accounts they make. For some reason we were cocky and we kept urging him to troll I guess. Now we've learned our lesson. But hey, as they say, "live and learn". _____Q: What was with you asking the makers of the "Sonicdude3 YouTube poops" to take down their Sonicdude3 poops?A: I felt, that since I told Steve to make the original video, I needed to. In other words, I felt awful that I put Steve into this mess._____Q: Can I please upload Sonicdude3's videos in his memory?A: Unfortunately, no. Steve feels that they are his videos and no one has the permission to upload them. _____Q: Is Sonicdude3 going to come back?A: I know this seems like a "I'm gone forever (but not really)" sort of thing, but no. Steve is never returning to YouTube._____Q: Where is Sonicdude3 as of now? (Aug. 11th 2008)A: He currently has a job and is focusing on buying an apartment so he can start his voice acting career.

Wherever We Go Behind the Scenes

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  • Author: sneakylauren

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Behind the Scenes of the music video

Wherever We Go- Music Video

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  • Author: sneakylauren

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A big thank you to all who were involved in the making of this! 57 performers, including 3 dogs, from 4 different states-- Ohio, Pennsylvania, Arizona, and Massachusetts participated in the video.Credits are listed at the end of the video.Be sure to check out the Behind the scenes footage-- click on "more from sneaklauren", and it should be listed there.Lyrics:Wherever we go, the bluebirds singAnd the flowers bloomAnd the grass gets greenIt's a curious thingBut it's just our thingWherever we go, the bees behaveIn the treetops, squirrels smile and waveIt's a curious thingAnd it's humblingWhere we go, little glow-worms glowLittle roadrunners run aheadGonna tell their friendsLittle mice, little men Get 'em all excitedAll invitedHANDS UPHOLLER BACK HERELET'S THROW THIS PARTY IN GEARWE BROUGHT THE WELCOME MATWHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S ATHANDS UPHOLLER BACK NOWWE DON'T CLAIM ANY KNOW-HOWWE'RE GIVING GOD ALL THATWHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S ATWherever we go, the dumb get wiseAnd the crime rates dropAnd the markets riseIt's a curious thingBut it's just our thingBullies make nice, crooks repentAnd the ozone layer shows improvementIt's a curious thingAnd it's humblingWherever we're ledAll the Living DeadWanna leave their Zombie MobIt's a touching scene when they all come cleanGod help us, we just love our jobHANDS UPHOLLER BACK HERELET'S THROW THIS PARTY IN GEARWE BROUGHT THE WELCOME MATWHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S ATHANDS UPHOLLER BACK NOWWE DON'T CLAIM ANY KNOW-HOWWE'RE GIVING GOD ALL THATWHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S ATHigh, throw your hands up,throw your hands up high,high, throw your hands up,throw your hands up highthis is a message we spread bringing life to the deadthis is the gospel expofollows wherever we gothis is a message we spread bringing life to the deadthis is a good news expofollows wherever we goHANDS UPHOLLER BACK HERELET'S THROW THIS PARTY IN GEARWE BROUGHT THE WELCOME MATWHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S ATHANDS UPHOLLER BACK NOWWE DON'T CLAIM ANY KNOW-HOWWE'RE GIVIN' GOD ALL THATWHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S ATHANDS UPHOLLER BACK HERELET'S THROW THIS PARTY IN GEARWE BROUGHT THE WELCOME MATWHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S AT HANDS UPHOLLER BACK NOWWE DON'T CLAIM ANY KNOW-HOWWE'RE GIVIN' GOD ALL THAT WHEREVER WE GO, THAT'S WHERE THE PARTY'S AT

Room full of cats (HELL)

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Meow meow :(

Stranded

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  • Author: outskirtspress

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DO YOU HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN, THEN THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU!!!!Stories and tales from science fiction, richly perplexing, philosophical, and downright hilarious. And some just for the fun of it. A collection of stories published around the globe, in one carry-along companion! Featuring "Man upon a Rock" Readers choice award at Silverthought online and one to read outloud to the kids, "Felonious Fruit". If you've got a minute or an hour, there is something here for you!!! Many stories can be found at www.silverthought.com Excerpt from "Furious Thunder of Silence" page 1 She stood there, in the middle of the empty street, the first snow of the season just beginning to enter the path of the street lights. Not a sound. Not a cry. Not a single human to be found. The street was bare of chaos, bare of life. It was as if nothing had happened...AMAZON REVIEW This book is brilliant!, April 7, 2008 By Paul S. Gifford ---Five Stars! Anybody who enjoys quirky, imaginative, creative and intelligent short stories needs to own this book. Contained within its bindings is an assortment of stories each one with an unique, and utterly refreshing, point of view. The author has an impressive fluid, poetic like, grasp of the English languages and, I am delighted to say, she is not afraid to use it! This book shines from Amazon like a sparkling gem lying on a vast pebble beach of mediocrity. MIDWEST BOOK REVIEW SAYS...Stranded Stories From The Edge of Infinity Kimberly Raiser Outskirts Press Inc Denver, Colorado 9781432706012 $11.95 www.outskirtspress.com The short story is hard enough to write. Even more difficult is the short short story. Raiser is a master of both types as evidenced in "Stranded." There are generous doses of tales of sf, fantasy, and horror. Her writings have appeared all over the Internet. This is the first time they have appeared together in one collection. Some of the pieces are dark and sinister while others are very funny. Many of them are in the realm of the "Twilight Zone

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