funny handshake

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  • Author: carlycourtney

Tags: funny  handshakes  party  sixteen  sweet 

ahathis handshake is from an episodeof sweet 16 and decided to make a videoof us doing the hand shake

The Golden Handshake

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  • Author: scottishboomerang

Tags: folk  politics  satire  songs  songwriting 

(c)2006 by me. All rights reserved. This song is about corruption in the Scottish Public Sector. Everything in this song actually happened, even down to certain MSP stashing Charlie in the toilets at the Scottish Parliament.Now the deficit is risingThe workers face the chopThere's nastiness at the bottomAnd evil at the topThe Council's losing moneyEven as we speakAnd the auditors are riding inTo try and plug the leakWell the Chief put his golfing croniesInto positions of authorityIt's clear to all and sundryHe's a walking liabilityHe's got cocaine in the toiletsIn case he needs a snortAnd he's got the public lawyersTo keep him out of court. What will we do?We'll give him his golden handshake Before the break of dayA golden handshakeAnd send him on his wayHe's not a public servant,He's just a party toyLet's give a golden handshake To our golden boy. Now if you're into funny handshakesWe've got the job for youYou can be a magistrate Fight for what is just and trueBut when the police raided a saunaIn Ol' HamiltonThey caught the Honourable SherriffWith his trousers downBut he used the public lawyersTo show he wasn't a dirty ol' knaveAt our expense, his own defense Was that he just went in for a shaveAnd the story has a happy endingIt's plain for all to seeCos he's now in a private law firmOn a fat consultant's fee.Yeah we gave him his golden handshakeBefore the break of dayA golden handshake And set him on his wayHe used to lock up prostitutes When he was a judgeBut she gave him a happy handshakeAnd then he got the nudge. Now if you're a corrupt officialYou've got nothing to fearIf you do wrong we'll keep you onMonth on month and year on yearAnd if by chance you do get caughtand your job we must divestyou of - we'll give you a little somethingSo that you can invest.So you can play with the company credit cardStay in the honeymoon suitTake your factfinding missionsWith a little Carribbean beatAnd if your ever asked to leavePlease don't be sad or blueWe'll make sure your replacementIs someone just like you. And then well give him his golden handshakeBefore the break of dayA golden handshakeAnd send him on his wayHe's not a public servantHe's just a party toyLet's give a golden handshake to our golden boy.

Dynamic Dan Presents: Cool Hand Shakes Vol. 1

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  • Author: mayorjames

Tags: comedy  cool  dan  dynamic  funny  hand  handshakes  humor  james  jamestown  mayor  one  players  presents  shakes  volume 

excerpts from "Dynamic Dan's" dynamic instructional video

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