Catnip
- Length: 5:24
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- Views: 3
- Author: mahatti
Tags: Carroll cat catnip funny jon spoken word Zola
A funny spoken word piece about an encounter between a cat and catnip banana written by Jon Carroll and performed by Carolyn Zola and Sheldon Brown.
Douglas Adams - For Children Only, read by Strype McClaine
- Length: 5:30
- Rating: 5.00 (3 ratings)
- Views: 66' favoriteCount='2
- Author: TheFiretiger
Tags: Adams Douglas Funny McClaine Spoken Strype Word
Works Sited:Adams, Douglas (2002). The Salmon of Doubt. The Random House Publishing Goup. Image Source: Google Image search, (c) there individual creators.A fun witty short story. It took several takes, and isn't one vocal take, but edited many takes together.Let me know if you like it or not.Thanks.Tonzura Koite
EMINEM- Bin Laden Diss Very funny
- Length: 2:42
- Rating: 4.63 (41 ratings)
- Views: 6486' favoriteCount='52
- Author: nelsond12
Tags: 313 benzino bin coffin d12 diss dr.dre eminem ep in laden lp maftermath mathers nail old records shady slim songs the
EMINEM- Bin Laden Diss Very funnySpoken: Eminem as Bin Laden] Oh Dr Dre. Or should I say Dr Gay. You are very bad man, you diss the wrong motherfucker. You think Osama won't diss you black biaaatch. [verse 1:] Things just ain't the same for Osama, Since the World Trade Bombings, And the Pentagon got the world calling Me to kill all of congress, like...[blurred] The Strangest things can happen to an Afghan When people get wrapped up in Islam and Allah, Then some shiteaters fly planes and wreak havoc, Then go drop the blame on Bin Laden. Now I got a faggot-ass rapper attacking me With this gangsta rap, like I'm not gonna battle, Dr Dre? The man wasn't done shit since NWA And gave Eazy-E AIDS. Don't make shoot night on your fat ass, You homofuck, you ain't the only one goin' platinum. Osama Bin Laden, keeping it gangsta, Fuck Dr Dre, I'm the Aftermath. [Chorus:] Everywhere that I go ain't the same as before, People I used to know just don't know me no more And everywhere that I go, I got people I know, Who've got people they know, so I suggest you lay low. [verse 2:] Oh Dr Dre look at you, you fool I use your own rap against you, and I'm better. Lick my balls, til they are dry, Sorry... come again. Things just ain't the same for Bin Laden, This planet hates me more than Michael Jackson, Hating on the Taliban for keeping me captive, Threatening to find my little cave and blast it, Now I've got to worry about this wannabe gansta, Who pays other rappers to write his wack shit, Everyone knows that your beats are helped man, And you'll never blow by yourself man. Sorry, you'd blow... blow cocks, Use the hole as a straw and blow sperm out your nostrils. I don't give a hurried fuck, call Slim Shady, Snoop Dogg, D.O.C, Wren and Jay-Z, To write a verse, fuck I'll do it for ya, You still lick dick, this is Booshu Babara. Do you know who, do you know what, do you know who? Let's keep this between me and you. [Chorus] Osama... Osama... Oooosama... O-o-o-osama... Biatch.
Tori Amos - Grandma Story+Silent All These Years live '93
- Length: 7:37
- Rating: 5.00 (3 ratings)
- Views: 269' favoriteCount='6
- Author: karygirl82
Tags: 1993 amazing amos audience ear feet funny grandmother jokes musician piano prodigy show slide tori with
A live performance of talented singer-piano player-songwriter Tori Amos taken from the unofficial bootleg "Silent All These Years", recorded in Toronto during the "Little Earthquakes" tour (1992-1993).I think it's one her best live performances ever, but it also includes a VERY funny spoken interlude with fans (pardon, Ears With Feet) at the beginning and a HILARIOUS story about Tori's VERY tormented relationship with her grandmother.I'm Italian and it took me YEARS to understand the most of what she is saying here;-), although it made me laugh anyway!!!... still I can't understand some words yet... plus, her voice is so beautiful even when she's not singing, but just talking... So, if someone would like to put a transcript or something like that, I would really appreciated it! Hope you enjoy my tribute. I cut it using pictures from the LE period, which I really like a lot.
Bored and Runnin My Trap Vol. 51
- Length: 9:19
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- Views: 47
- Author: nestaamaru
Tags: bored fat funny spoken women word
My ode to big bitches
DAWN OF KARMA = a poem from my rap pages
- Length: 1:2
- Rating: 5.00 (1 ratings)
- Views: 67
- Author: schoolemk
Tags: artist creativity funny new POETRY random rap schoolemk soul spoken unsigned wisdom word
hav over 30 rap n poetry on my channel stop y check em out and leave me a comment ty peace
Men think with their Dicks!!!
- Length: 1:14
- Rating: 2.92 (51 ratings)
- Views: 5153' favoriteCount='5
- Author: Proshka
Tags: Amusing Dicks Funny Lust Men poetry Proshka Sarcasm Sex Spoken word
The first Installment ofThe Penis ChroniclesBy ProshkaNow don't get your panties in a bunch or your nickers in a twist here - this poem is purely for amusements sake - If you take offense it's probably bc of your own personal issues. This is a classic poem which I am smiling through and written from a pure state of jokes between me n my primo. SO THERE :-PSPOKEN WORD...From within the pages of her Second Book,"ARTIST CONFESSIONS" - the SEX CHAPTERDropping December 5th, 2008 at The Mexican Institute of Culture & History along with her Mixed Media Art Exhibit and Audio Visual Installation.http://www.angelagegg.comouch - sorry boys but u know it's true...Angela Gegg's Spoken Word Poetry!_________MEN THINK WITH THEIR DICKSMen think with their heads,but they think with the wrong one,they think with that head,That is located Midway,The one that takes their sense away(And sometimes even takes my breath away)Men think with their dicks!Clearly controlled byTes -- Tos -- TeroneClearly causing theirBig -- Bad -- BoneBut not a bone to pick,But a bone made of dick,Oh yes there I said it,DICK! D - I -- C - KBut those pricks with dickssometimes make me so god damed sick!So sick of all the damnTes -- Tos -- TeroneSo sick of all the damnBig -- Bad -- BonesSo sick of allthe bones.Or is it aBone -- ErOne that's gonnaBone -- HerOr maybeBone -- Me(if ya lucky!)BONE, DICK, HEAD, PRICKThat's all that men think aboutMen just think with their Dicks!
spoken word part2!!
- Length: 3:10
- Rating: 4.00 (1 ratings)
- Views: 44
- Author: lilmisssexxy011
me and my sister playing around!the poem is real though!!
The Art Of Stuttering
- Length: 7:15
- Rating: 4.33 (6 ratings)
- Views: 1105' favoriteCount='5
- Author: strix7
Tags: Art comedy crazy fiction funny hip history hop impediment Of random rap speech spoken stutter Stuttering The video wob
The fictional history of stuttering. THIS IS NOT THE REAL HISTORY OF STUTTERING!
Spoken word
- Length: 2:29
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- Views: 69
- Author: HayyRiDAH
If he cheats!Funny spoken word. SHE FREESTYLIN!-- By. MY FRIEND!
lick my goodies
- Length: 0:50
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- Views: 32
- Author: chebuttah
Tags: big cute dancin fly funny gurl spittin spoken word
i just thought about adding my own flavor to spoken word
Chinedu "Du" Unaka performs at UCSB Comedy Night
- Length: 9:0
- Rating: 5.00 (3 ratings)
- Views: 624' favoriteCount='7
- Author: dasejo21
Tags: afterhours barbara chinedu comedy du funny mic night open santa spoken standup ucsb unaka word
Friday Oct. 12, 2007
The Mad Squirrel of Bldg 212, Part Two
- Length: 2:6
- Rating: 5.00 (7 ratings)
- Views: 282
- Author: marquisdejolie
Tags: addict comedy drugs funny homeless humor outreach spoken squirrel stories veterans word
A two-part nonfiction story of a squirrel who got hooked on the drugs homeless veterans were hiding outside at the veterans outreach center in Westwood, California.
Forrest Gump 2
- Length: 0:30
- Rating: 3.27 (11 ratings)
- Views: 1374' favoriteCount='2
- Author: moltisanti1979
Tags: Comedy Deutsch Forrest Fun Funny German Gump Hanks Matthew Movie Spoken Synchron Tom Voice Webcam
Gunny Matthew Again!
Forrest Gump
- Length: 0:20
- Rating: 3.75 (12 ratings)
- Views: 1454' favoriteCount='2
- Author: moltisanti1979
Tags: Comedy Deutsch Forrest Fun Funny German Gump Hanks Matthew Movie Spoken Synchron Tom Voice Webcam
Gunnery Sergeant Matthew
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