ugly tv

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  • Author: ROLMO7

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funny niggas on da bus

After Reaction to 2 girls 1 cup Reaction

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  • Author: cayton88

Tags: after  comedy  cup  funny  girls  niggas  reaction 

Friends reaction after they reacted to watching 2 girls one cup.

too short little girls

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  • Rating: 5.00 (6 ratings)
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  • Author: snoopie420

Tags: born  classic  girls  hip  hop  little  mack  rap  short  too  westcoast 

rate and comment.classic too short album born to mack 1988this beat is sick. real hip hop lyrics below.Little girls of the world, you're all so sprung15, 16 and all so youngI thought about you just last nightGrabbed my pen then i started to writeA rap that'll cap like a true blue rapNot a washed-up almost mc sapLittle girls so fresh and i know you areWanna take a little ride in my new carI see you more than baby, it's more like hellYou screw a little girl and end up in jailEven though she seems she's 19You're looking at her body an it's breaking the jeansWell you know she's not, so don't play dumbLittle girls walking round trying to give me someBut i tell 'em like this, i'm the player $hortPlaying freaks like you is just a sportI'm coming way too real and i can never be funnyNiggas like me just want your moneyGive it up, cause i'm no lost causeLittle girl recognize too $hort's the bossWhen they turn 16, we all find outWhat little girls like that are all aboutSo you girls out there, that fit my rhymeYou'd better think twice before you jump on mineLittle girl's so thick, you might think she's grownBut if you knew when she was born, you might leave her aloneShe's trouble homeboy, with a big fat "t"Little girls like that make old men peeThen a brother like me might break my neckLooking back saying "ooooh!" bout to get in a wreckCause she's always flirting, might give me a lookLike i put her in the oven and she started to cookBut when i put her on the spot, she could not hangWith my so rough, so tough playboy gameI only said two words, something like "get busy"Her head started hurting and she got real dizzyGrowing up to fast, all you little girlsLetting brothers like me cold crush your worldShould've listen to your momma when she told you soBut you wnet and got g'd now you want some moreThey ain't paying me money, talking bout loveAnd the other girl's who i'm thinking ofCan you understand, i'm just a manI want to come in this world and cold take the manSo just step on back, while i walk on byI might look you down, and i might say "hi"And if you come up choosing, i just might laughSay "little girl check me out in about two and a half...years"I took a little girl to a drive in showJumped in the back and heard "no no no"She was only 16 but the girl was ripe36-24 and a 35I was wasting time spitting linesThinking bout going home cold getting mineBaby said "stop it" i said "drop it"I tried everything but i could not cop itI was going to a store about a month agoMet another girl that just loved my showWe talked for a while and it was all aboutHaving big fun later on at her houseShe said her pops was gone but her mother was thereAnd everything was cool cause she don't careSo i gave her a ride, kissed her goodbyeI said i'd be back and we all know whyWent to find my thrill up on that hillI was coming right back with the power drillI had fun for a while but it wasn't enoughWhen it all got good, her pops showed upHe must have walked in the room and said "young punk"Cause when he walked in the room, he smelled the funkThen he tried to mash, but i don't playCause i was out of that window and on my wayLittle girlEvery night you call and say "come by"You tell me things changed and i know you lieI came by last week, you said drive on upAnd your pops came out talking all that stuffNext night we made a date for 9 o'clockAnd i always wondered why you walked the blockI saw you waiting on the corner when i made the turnI didn't really think about it cause i wasn't concernedI said, "you look so good, but you always do"I was rushing to the house for the old 1 2'sBut the ones ain't cool, and the twos don't workEvery time i tried, you kept saying it hurtsAnd then it all came out under all your tearsIt seems you only been alive for 15 yearsYou could have fooled me baby with your lying schemeSaid you worked in the mall and just turned 18When it came down to it, i couldn't go through itIt's all so sad cause you wanted to do itLittle girl, you want to have some funYou'd better wait a few years cause you're much too youngStop playing games, you might find a guyWho will like you for yourself, not for all your liesSo i put it like this, and i don't playIf i see your young ass, i'm not going your wayYou little girl

lol...niggas in school....in a white school at that

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  • Author: kizzykizzy08

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funny niggas

my friends (complete)

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  • Author: beansward

Tags: funny  niggas  people 

video of my friends and i chillin

funny rap battle

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  • Author: 6peice

Tags: battle  funny  park 

funny niggas at da park rapping

one night hollin

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  • Author: razorlay

Tags: funny  niggas 

funny ass shit

N.O.R.E Banned from TV Instrumental (Feat. Cam'ron, Big Pun, Nature & L.O.X)

  • Length: 2:34
  • Rating: 5.00 (2 ratings)
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  • Author: freddatman

Tags: beats  big  cam'ron  instrumentals  jadakiss  n.o.r.e  nature  pun  styles 

Banned from tvN.o.r.eMovingShut the fuck up[nature]Ay yo, ay yo, regardless of rain or snow, sleet or hailI kick street tales, choking niggas like I'm sprewellGolden state, holding your fate in the palm of my handBlow you away like it's part of the planI gotta call it like I see it, talk it like I be itWalkin my walk, thugged out orthopedicCause I'm soon to be up, give me room watch me heat upNiggas try to stick me like abdul lerima, follow the leaderMake me go extra hard, yo nore should I hold back or show the repirtoreQuit at 16 or throw in extra bars just for the non-believersI show them why it's so hard to reach usI get pussy with my fathers featuresPuff heavenly, see me at 6'1 weigh a buck 70Catch me in spots y'all niggas never bePacked in like green bayHarlem week to queens dayPerforming acapella, no dj98 live, no replaysMake it seem easy, so tell a friend to tell a friendThat it's them again, nature noreaga, wild gremlins[big pun]Yo, yo, champagne on the rocksPour on the fort knox lazuraShark salad with cabbagePork chops and applesauceTwin connection, disrepect watch your body cave inPump the shotty guagin, hit the shorty while he potty trainingI ain't playing, I'm truly the worstSimply the first to get his whole body fully reversedUzi it hurts, leave you double-deadI'ma a bubble-head, I never listen to nothing my mother saidAy yo I hold niggas ransom for moneyLike johhny handsomeBeen sonning niggas for so longI think I got a grandsonMy passion is money, a stash and a honeyThat won't ask questions but will blast anybodyThats my kind of girl, kinda of world I want to live inNot a cell or a prison or in hell's armageddonJust a little ghettoWhere my niggas control the middleWe know the riddles of life where others know only a little[cam'ron]Yo, yo been in rich places, sick placesSeen my story on 6,666 pagesWages, I wrote six acesAnd at the same dice games, I caught six casesAll over big faces, now it's tipped lacesReady to dig faces, but the bang it ain'tBitch spaces, niggas loading up they rib cagesCats like to rip placesBloody lip tastes, but the cam is in big races? But I stay in import the pig placesBut the world know the girl thoughI fuck her off a furloughShe'll be up, hook me upAll your sales could be luckOnly question for these ducks isBaby girl can we fuckYou the type that need a wifeThought l-o-x told y'all the key to lifeAsshole, yo I don't play aroundI lay it downFuck around, I spray aroundFlick a biscuit, nigga risk itMy ass, you can kick or kiss it[the lox]Ain't no niggas in the world more thorough than this(bust off) and sit the hot barrel dead on your lipsLike 2 thirds of a brick (penaro and kiss)And kiss the crystal white fluffy part in the back of a whipSee the plan is to stash all, and cash yallThe weed so strong, they gotta put it glass jarsNiggas try to smoke me out, mope me outCuz the rims on my new joint be poking outI'm about to have no feelingsShit is deep, do they dance with the devil when they sleepI wake up gripping the air, wishing the hitShit that they kick in ya earWhen your soul be drifting in airMy gift is half-rotten when I spit it tearsThat shit'll drop down my eye, I'm too tired to cryAnd I ain't never seen a nigga that too live to dieThey say you get what you ask for, so get it cuz you asked for itIf a nigga ain't a thief, then he better have the cash for itAnd we gonna be around til ya body rottAnd if the feds bring us in we get the same time gotti gotWhat!what! what! what![noreaga]Yo,yo! ay yo, there's two ways into the hood, one plainThe other smoke chronic like straight to the brainAy yo lets get loose, hennesey straight, with tomato juiceQueens stallion, my guns, fully italianNow y'all niggas recognize medallionsI play the best hood, o-t with tim westwoodUsed to be on section 8, now my section is goodThugged out niggas, we eat as much as we couldAnd I don't give a fuck what! yo I save my shitAnd I don't give a fuck what! you can save your shitYall niggas like extra skin on my dickListen to bob marley, you funny niggas like steve harveyFrontin live with a weak armyI play the nice guy too, I'll smoke wit youBut the realness, I ain't got no love for youThats why I never do a song with youNot even if your babies mom fucked the crewAnd promised to give us head and swallow tooI still say no, no is no, no can doeYa niggas drinking henneray, drinking my flowYo, thug shit thug shit what whatWhat the fuck is the dealThugged out entertainmentUntertainmentL-o-xTerror squadThis shit is fucking official

When Niggas Play Games...

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  • Author: lipscollidexx

Tags: Funny  Games  Girls  Monopoly  Niggas  Sketch  Stupid 

just listen and you'll be cured =)

funny niggas funny shit (so official)

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  • Author: pimpingetmoney

Tags: dairy  funny  hilarious  hoes  loud  music  niggas  queen 

niggas talkin bout bitches at dairy queen

KashTV part 1

  • Length: 8:26
  • Rating: 5.00 (2 ratings)
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  • Author: zero102388

Tags: black  drunk  film  freestyle  freestyling  funny  high  instrumentals  kashTV  niggas  parody  party  people  rap  series  short  smoking  spoof  weed 

KashTv Episode one.complete random-ness caught on camera.nothing but good times.enjoy.If you watch it would be nice if you left a comment and rated.thanks.

Shut up/Serve You

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  • Author: MattnInglish

Tags: funny  niggas  shut  up/serve  you 

Me and mike wrote this in 05 at Timber Wolf Lake

at the park

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  • Author: tomtic86

Tags: bd 

funny niggas

amazing grace

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  • Author: monteiro234

Tags: air  ass  boobs  fat  freshner  funny  huge  its  nice  niggas  nigger  prank  rickrolled  rocker  round  sexy  tits  zach 

funny shit amazing bitches boobs titsss ass

FUNNY NIGGAS

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  • Author: jags013

Tags: BUS  FIGHTING  ON  THE 

ACTIN CRAZY ON BUS

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