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Knock Off Ya Block

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Author: illicit951

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Illicit - Knock Off Ya Blockft. Suspenseful & Infamouzwww.myspace.com/951illicit951(Verse 1 illicit)He think he space gone? he shouldnt even make songsill throw 1 blow into ya jaw and knock ya fuckin face goneCome on boy dont be a pussy talk some fuckin shitTell all your friends on mysapce that they can just suck my dickNevermind i bet they just heard it right nowThen hear this, tell ya boy to put the mic downAnd if you think he tight you just must be fuckin stupidWe made a diss he didnt come back, its nothin to thisI think he might know that he aint got mic flowWhy you sendin me messages tellin me that you a psychoOkay michael and i dont need no studioTo show your stupid hoes who can truely flow dood you knowYou fuckin blow and no i wont show up to ya fuckin showYou fuckin suck sorta like my vaccum cleaner suction doesSo dont grab a mic cuz you know that you cant freakin rapMan bitch even ya homie fuckin thinks your whack

Keyboard Conflicts

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Author: adisadisadis

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Girl Fight With Words

Murderous

Length: 3:22
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Author: illicit951

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Illicit - Murderousft. WakKOwww.myspace.com951illicit951(Verse 1 illicit)illicit and wakKO you little kids get tackledim goin at your fuckin throat till your shit gets crackledspittin sick attack flow kick it wit terradactlesthis the stoners age keepin you dipshits baffledlift ya cap bro this is ya last jokefuck around and meet my satanistic lassoi got the devils rope and nope you aint on my level locim commin with another mother fuckin killin rebel yowakKO's his name splat goes ya braingot blood all over the place like we dabbed you in paintnahh, i just stab you in veinslaugh at your little bitchass put an axe to your legsthats that bitch you best duck like afflacki blast gats and rip ya face in half like ass cracksclap fags my shit got you crazy like crack sacksyou rap phat then why the fuck you pussies dont rap back?suck my dick you aint sayin nothin neitherlittle pussie bitches got me sprayin fuckin etherfuck it yo for everyone who think they rappin tightill put em to some tribal shit and have them fuckin sacraficedyou hermaphodites aint bout shit but some fags alright?so say ya fuckin ass goodbyeyeah, and thats that, yo wakKO.. go get em(Verse 2 wakKO)i go i get em, like the spanish inquistionon the football field i play my postion,i fill my shoes while leavin bitches bruisedfuck with us n end up on the news!channel seven where its at, you end up talkin shityou'll see the tip of my strap, and the noise that it makesgoes bratatatat, have yo bitch ass sayin did he really say that.fuck yeah, my last name is krasniak,spit shit so sick they call me the verbal murda mack.and hoes you know they always holla back cause i keep that kush in my sack.if i say it again imma halfta take your lifecause me and illicit is like them fuckin traffic lights.stop at a red one, pause and reflect hold up bitch its time to collect.but listen i aint done yet im barely beginin and im winninwhile im sinnin cause im a mission of destruction an i aint i aint stoppin fur nothin.like a heart attack ill stop your heart, right before you fuckin start.and ill blow you away with this verbal a-k, even serial killers know not to run my way.cause if they do then the devil might say;this is a physo minded kid right herebetter hold your ground cause he's as strong as every pound, writen in his weightsee, but its just a quick debate, so why you trynna hate? oh yeah you little faggets masturbateto this havoc i create.but in my blood stream, the blood gently flows,n what you dont know is my fuckin lyrical dose.so dont OD, got blood runnin down your nose.but really, no one fuckin knows, how i spit my flowsleave your fagget ass with ten broken toes!(wakKO w/ illicit)yeahthat was the illicit featuring wakKO (yeah)you dont know shit about it (nah)just get on our level bitches! (ahahah)(illicit)Man they cant even get on our level...fuck it.. fuck em all.. and thats thatyeah, and we out,illicit, wakKO, yeah yeah yall got nothin on usyall bitches cant touch us

ANT RSK Diss

Length: 5:34
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Author: illicit951

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Illicit - ANT RSK Dissft. Suspensefulwww.myspace.com/951illicit951

Back Again

Length: 3:24
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Author: illicit951

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Illicit - Back Againft. JOEwww.myspace.com/951illicit951(JOE Verse 1)illicit joe we just do itHop on the beat mutha fucka nothin to itFlowin like fluid get em im gonna do itDamn they so foolish she wetter than the pool isCool but im tryin to be keshia with the coldnessBut im so hot a mutha fucka cant hold thisNothin in my way im just a man on a motiveMake the haters dissapear like hocus pocusHere, i aint gonna leave againI just wanna have some fun, tell my girl to bring a friendSwi crew my crew yep bitch till the endTry to look me in the eyes you'll probably never see againWhite tee, watch me just do it like nikeNah thats not your girl well its just a one night thingGet you can have her i done grabbed her i done flipped herYou can kiss her you can miss her cuz i popped her like a blister(illicit Verse 2)Okay you say you popped her like a blistaGettin rid of all you fucks like papa doc but quickaillicit wont quit till the beat stopBitch imma pitbull, i just brush these fleesFuck it, the beat stops, i acapellaYou just cannot stop a fella, no jay-z i rock a fellaWe fly yo me and joe we got propellasWe kill, yall cheese, stop it with the matzarelaWe never scared, me and joe kick it with bone crusherI will get your bitch to suck me up just like them ghost bustersAnd you know, that bitch brought a cutieTalkin bout the theatre, fuck that girl we'll make a movieWho we? yo its illicit and j o eEvery bitch a devil why you think they stay hornyHehe, and you probably didnt get itIm flamin like an incent, yo the court is dissmissed(JOE Verse 3)Yep, we stackin on deckAnd i dont like your bitch i just wanna get neckIf you dont like the set then we goin at your neckCuz i got more dawgs then a mutha fuckin vetBet, they squeeze, cuz you fuckin with them g'sAnd all i wanna see, is ovariesYep oh my je-sus, if you fuckin wit me then you fuckin wit usOne choppa bullet gonna make ya face bustAll i need is an hour girl you can get the rushYeah i hear them talkin but they betta hush hushCuz im goin at heads like a fuckin fresh cutMe and my drank jsut chillen in the cutBig dog nigga give a fuck about the pupsAnd i gotta try once put the lean in my cupThen i lean in the cut, swi's what i throw up(illicit Verse 4)Swi's what you throw up?I have a bitch suck both nuts till she throws upYou know what? i got porno stars that wont fuckWit me if they had the most luckYa flow's stuck and that shit goin nowhereEveryone against me in rap yo is no fairI clown on you fags, and theres no fairTakin fools out the game like ya daddy's nose hairDont stare, or ill throw you down forty four stairsYa'll commin short like them skirts them hoes wearAnd id like to give a shoutout to prolixMe and that fools lightin bitches up like glowsticksNow focus, we the main attractionEvery bitch that you know that i banged im taxinChain reaction, they all payin billsOnly fuck with freaky bitches like i rap with play-n-skills

Playa Hataz

Length: 3:6
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Author: illicit951

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Illicit - Playa Hatazft. JOEwww.myspace.com/951illicit951(illicit Verse 1)You a playa hata im a mutha fuckin papa makaImma break ya face and take ya bracesPlace em in ya fuckin waste anTake this weed i lace with mace anAnd make you fuckin taste it aint itStrange when i make the dankest hazeLeave you mutha fuckin faintin while im fadedKickin back you lickin sack i finna act a foolYou think ya raps are cool, i spit while you fuckin faggots droolWe clappin tools you clappin two, handsWho am. i to trustI lie i love to get high as fuckLike im climbin up to the sky i am stuckI cant get down illicit mutha fucka im back in townWith stacks of rounds and im layin the mac down if you actin a clownImma dawg if i get caught its back in da poundAnd i dont give fuck rememba thatImma fuckin mirror, shoot some bulelts imma send em backFaggot try to spit like that

Morgaine&&Renee;;MSS.

Length: 4:58
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Author: reneexandxmorgaine

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Morgaine && Renee will show you step by step how to be a perfect MSS. "myspace slut".

Question and Answer Video

Length: 9:22
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Author: dudexyouhigh

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I know this video is nine minutes, but bare with us, it's pretty funny.Myspace is coming soon.Don't forget poster contest deadline is July 16th. And Kougra if you watch this, we were totally joking. We are glad you are watching our videos and commenting.myspace: www.myspace.com/dudexyouhigh

Rich Review Zillion Aire

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Author: TheRealZillionAire

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We are in the process of filming webisodes for the RICH REVIEW, if you would like your product reviewed please email us directly at ZillionAire@Hotmail.com THANK YOU!Myspace.com/RichReview

what to do when you're bored.

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Author: hihals

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haley is way bored. so, here's how she lightens up her summer! june 29th? starring: KELSEA! - her sisterr! :) lol._____________________________________myspace,com/haleycoxmusic - she's an upcoming singerrr! add her!_____________________________________also, i do not own haley or kelsea. haley, herself, owns them. i have rights to this video. i edited it and put the music behind it. all comments are strictly by opinion. and no comment as of haley marrying nick jonas in las vegas. none of you do not have proof. JKJK! haley- I'M KIDDING. kinda. :p_____________________________________speaking of music. i do not own the song, inseparable by the jonas brothers. and i do not own them.