Cracker Attack 2

  • Length: 1:27
  • Rating: 5.00 (1 ratings)
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  • Author: Jolt555

Tags: attack  Cracker  falls  farting  funny  lol  man  over  throwing 

the evil cracker thrower is on the lose and people all over the world are being attacked :(

You're amazing and I have zits part 5

  • Length: 0:5
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  • Author: Jobrosforeverandever

Tags: amazing  and  have  You're  zits 

I think I'm posting part 6 today, but Len HURRY UP WITH MIDSUMMERS FREAM OKAY?!Katarina and her parents started to pack that very same night. They didn't stop until dawn when they managed to sleep for a few hours and then they packed again. Three days later everything was packed and they were ready to go. It would take a while of course, before everything was on its place. Katarina's father had already flown to their new house to put the furniture in the right place. One week after Katarina had found out she was moving the plane touched down on the other side of the Atlantic. She was in Los Angeles.Nick turned on his iPod and started to walk. He loved to just shut everything out and listen to music. He couldn't get her out of her head and it puzzled him. He didn't want to crush on someone he would never ever be able to go out with. He wanted a miracle. He wanted her to be there right there, next to that tree. It was odd, though, how there already was a girl next to that tree. Well, two girls actually, but the first girl stood out. He guessed she was about half a head shorter than him. She had blonde, thick, long hair and she was laughing at something her friend had just said. They were the same height and he guessed they were best friends. He wished he could see her face. He knew that jacket and that hair, but wasn't sure it was her. Her friend pointed at him and she turned around. He dropped his jaw. She grabbed her friend's shoulder when her knees seemed to fail her. One question filled his head. What was she doing in Los Angeles?Katarina's heart gave a funny jolt. She couldn't recall she'd ever been so nervous. He was getting closer. Those dark, adorable curls fell into his eyes, he sighed and pushed them out of his eyesight. He reached her. He looked nervous, it made her feel a little more confident. She didn't even think she just locked her arms around his neck and felt him lock his arms around his waist. She felt something. A connection of some kind. She heard Lena turn around and tip-toe away from them. She sighed. Her best friend understood and that was important. Nick let go. Her body wanted to hold him close again, never to let go. But he smiled instead. That smile that usually made her scream once she saw it, because it was a rare smile. And now he was smiling at her. She smiled back."What are you doing here?" He asked, still smiling."We moved, I was bullied and my dad got offered a job over here so we moved like three days ago" Nick's smile widened. "So you're staying here?" Katarina smiled. "Yes" "Awesome" Nick was quiet for a while. "Hey, I know this is a little out of the blue but are you free tomorrow night?" Katarina smiled. " Yup""Me and my brothers are gonna go bowling, you wanna come with?""I'd love to!" Katarina smiled bright and Nick smiled back at her. "Hey... you're friend how old is she?""Oh Lena? She's 18 and I'm 16, my birthday was like three weeks ago.""Well happy late birthday" Nick smiled."Thanks, why did you ask, you want her to come? Because you know I think her and Joe should meet each other" Nick smiled. "It's funny, I've been thinking the same..""So tomorrow night then?" Katarina asked."Yeah, we'll come pick you guys up at 7, come with a full stomach" He smiled. So did she. He hugged her again, longer this time, and then he started to walk the short way back to her house. He heard her do the same.

Whatever happened to... Part 2

  • Length: 0:17
  • Rating: 4.20 (5 ratings)
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  • Author: Jobrosforeverandever

Tags: happened  to  whatever 

I have made a nw blog which you should check everday cuz all the info about my series will be posted on there! I have already posted 2 entries. Url: http://jobrosforeverandever.blogg.seDalia felt Joe's hair tickle her cheek. She looked at him. He had a bright smile on his face, it gave her the urge to kiss him. She leaned in and placed a soft kiss on his lips. He deepened the kiss, taking her breath away. She thought about lasy night. It had been intense and she wondered wether or not she would get pregnant. The thought about giving birth to a child was overwhelming, and she was almost a little jealous of Danielle because she would get to do that in a few months. As if he could read her thoughts, Joe grabbed her hand.- We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, he said in an unfamiliar, serious tone. She snuggeled deeper into his arms. Yes, they would most deffinately cross that bridge when they came to it.Frankie heard his phone vibrate and looked up. He grabbed it from the table and checked the display. His stomach gave a funny jolt. Emma. He smiled and answered.-Hello?- Hey Frankie it's Emma! Emma sounded happy.- Hey Em! Frankie said as Kevin's face appeared in the doorway.- Hey look could you help me with something...? Frankie smiled, he knew what she needed help with;; but couldn't for the world understand why it was so important to her. She was twelve for crying out loud school wasn't THAT important yet.- Of course I'll help you in math! Emma laughed. That laugh that made him so happy. He loved it. He loved her, even though he didn't fully understand it.- You're the best, Frank! He felt warm on the inside. Did she really mean that... Really?Dalia, Danielle and Johanna were lying on Johanna's bed. They had, for once, gotten the chance to have a real girl talk. It had been a long ti,e since the last talk and they needed it.- Dee I can't believe you're going to be a mom! Dalia sighed, staring dreamily out in mid air.- Well How do you think I feel? Do you know how hard it is to face the fact that I'm going to carry a child IN MY STOMACH for the next few months! Johanna and Dalia laughed.- We're proud of you, Hon! They said at the same time and hugged her.- So when Dalia when were you planning on telling us YOU are pregnant? Danielle asked almost accusingly, making Dalia blush deeply.- I'll tell you as soon as it happens.- We trust you to do that! Johanna said, trying to play stern.- And when were you planning on getting married? Johanna blushed even harder than Dalia.- You know what the paparazzi will do if we get married now...- So?! The hell with the paparazzi! They are rude people who don't understand the meanings of the words no, please or privace, Danielle said as if it was teh most obvious thing in the world. She looked so satisfied that Johanna hit her with the pillow to wash the look of her face. Dalia laughed.- Okay maybe, but I'm not the one you should talk to. NICK is the one you should talk to, Johanna said when Dalia had calmed down.- Speaking of the gnomes... Dalia said as Nick appeared in the doorway. He smiled.- Food, ladies he said, his eyes glued to Johanna. Danielle could swear he wouldn't notice her and Danielle even if they screamed out loud. No; Nick could only see Johanna.Danielle and Dalia cfrept out of the room to leave Nick and Johanna alone. Nick walked up tp their bed and sat on it. Johanna smiled at him. He felt the urge to hold her close. He didn't cqre qbout dinner. He flung his arms around her and pressed his lips against hers. Her heart melted. She wanted him to hold her like that forever. He kissed her again, more intense this time as his hands slid up and down her body. He wanted her. She wanted him. She lay back on the bed and pulled him aith her, causing his legs to straddle her waist. Saturday, October the -th was the day Johanna Elizabeth Lowell lost her virginity.

I'm On It

  • Length: 4:45
  • Rating: 4.89 (9 ratings)
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  • Author: SomebodyKickin

Tags: ally  asian  dedications  funny  i'm  it  jolt  on  video 

More Video Dedications:Taylor, the coolest kid in the class of '09Hazel, pretty much my vagina teeth buddySophie, the basketball all starBecca... No need for words. Songs:On It by Mindless Self IndulgenceCan You Work With That by DJ Quick1234 by Heist

When you give 3 girls Jolt

  • Length: 0:59
  • Rating: 1.00 (1 ratings)
  • Views: 58
  • Author: ashbabyy93

Tags: crazy  drunk  funny  hilarious  hyper  jolt  nite 

haha.. so hyper.. hope ya'll love itim The one with the black hair age 14, shayle is the one with blondished brown hair age 15, kayla the one with brown curly hair age 14.. loland Elena who you cant see is the one who recoreded ittage 14There is a 2nd and 3rd one also.you have to watch in order to understand (:leave comments please.. thank you!

Lost

  • Length: 2:11
  • Rating: 3.67 (3 ratings)
  • Views: 357' favoriteCount='1
  • Author: marcuscelello

Tags: 08  celello  clockwise  comedy  funny  jacked  jolt  lost  madden  marcus  marcuscelello.  productions  stupid  up 

will zach ever find his house again? find out.

Funny Jolt Comercial

  • Length: 0:15
  • Rating: 1.00 (1 ratings)
  • Views: 935
  • Author: Patenauder

Tags: Bomb  Comercial  Funny  Jolt  Patenauder  Smoke 

so yea i got bored and put a smoke bomb into a can of jolt and made a comercial out of it for fun

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