Petpetpet inc. Hair Dye
- Length: 0:21
- Rating: 5.00 (1 ratings)
- Views: 8
- Author: katnip5
Tags: Bounder Commerc depressed dye feeling funny hair howto Inc. introducing new pet Petpetpet star...Bounder Vanilla
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Bad Religion - Dearly Beloved/ Sorrow (Acoustic)
- Length: 9:23
- Rating: 5.00 (1 ratings)
- Views: 166' favoriteCount='1
- Author: Vulg4r
Tags: Ass Bad Epitaph faggot Ghost Graffin Greg is lolwut Nuclear Punk Religion V4 Win
Acoustic Versions off the re-release of New Maps Of Hell. Being as amazing as I am I received an advance copy.NO I will not tell you why I recived thisNO I will not upload the acoustic tracks to downloadNO I will not upload the honest goodbye videoNO I will not upload the myspace crapfest DVDBuy the set your self.LyricsDearly Beloved:Here's a story of an honest man losing religion,Climbing the pulpit steps before an eager congregation,The while praying came a wicked inspiration,Brothers, sisters this is what he said:Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,(Make no mistake, despite our traits, I've seldom seen evidence of genes)I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!He was the kind of guy who'd always go right out of his way,But more before that crazy notion leapt right into his head,And stubbornly crept into every mad perception,I can't deny a funny feeling when he said:Dearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!Dearest in memoriam - set phasers to stunAnd grab yourself a neighbors' skeleton to lean upon,Did you know him in life - one filled with regret,So soon we all forget - we ever met,Do you know my name - sing a light refrainFor a man estranged - I won't deny that I'm inclined to isolateDearly beloved, dearly beloved, dearly beloved,I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you, I can't relate to you!Sorrow:Let me take you to the herding groundWhere all good men are trampled downJust to settle a bet that could not be wonBetween a prideful father and his sonWill you guide me now for I can't see a reasonFor the suffering and this long miseryWhat if every living soul could be upright and strong?Well then I do imagineThere will be (sorrow)Yeah there will be (sorrow)And there will be sorrow no moreWhen all soldiers lay their weapons downOr when all kings and all queens relinquish their crownsOr when the only true messiah rescues usFrom ourselves it's easy to imagineThere will be (sorrow)Yeah there will be (sorrow)And there will be sorrow no moreThere will be (sorrow)Yeah there will be (sorrow)And there will be sorrow no moreYeah there will be (sorrow)Yeah there will be (sorrow)And there will be sorrow no more
Perfect Strangers - 5x15 - The Selling Of Mypos Part 1
- Length: 9:2
- Rating: 5.00 (3 ratings)
- Views: 120' favoriteCount='1
- Author: babypuddycat
Tags: balki Chicago comedy larry Series
When a big corporation in Chicago wants to buy 300 acres of land on Mypos, Balki is chosen to negotiate the sale, and he picks Larry to guide him through. When they are offered 10% of the total sale of 28 million dollars, Larry insists they accept, but Balki has a funny feeling about it.
Weird al - You dont love me anymore
- Length: 4:31
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- Views: 43' favoriteCount='1
- Author: superfredd3
Tags: al animation anymore blog blooper dont film improv love me parody pranks series short sketch spoof stand-up video Weird You
Weird al - You dont love me anymoreWe've been together for so very longBut now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?Seems you don't want me aroundThe passion is gone and the flame's died downI guess I lost a little bit of self-esteemThat time that you made it with the whole hockey teamYou used to think I was niceNow you tell all your friends that I'm the AntichristOh, why did you disconnect the brakes in my car?That kind of thing is hard to ignoreGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymoreI knew that we were having problems whenYou put those piranhas in my bathtub againYou're still the light of my lifeOh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?You know, I even think it's kinda cute the wayYou poison my coffee just a little each dayI still remember the way that you laughedWhen you pushed me down that elevator shaftOh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobraDoing in my underwear drawer?Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any moreYou slammed my face down on the barbecue grillNow my scars are all healing, but my heart never willYou set my house on fireYou pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliersOh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheapYou shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleepYou drilled a hole in my headThen you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for deadOh, you know this really isn't like you at allYou never acted this way beforeHoney, something tells me you don't love me any more, oh no noGot a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
Funny Feeling by New Kids On The Block
- Length: 4:4
- Rating: 4.60 (5 ratings)
- Views: 155' favoriteCount='5
- Author: joemcintyreenespanol
Tags: block feeling funny kids new nkotb on OneTrueMedia the
Funny Feeling para las fans de todo el mundo
XXX Soft Porn-Horny Girl really wants to have sex.
- Length: 0:30
- Rating: 4.67 (6 ratings)
- Views: 2084' favoriteCount='1
- Author: prashanth817
Tags: accidents afv animal bloopers boner bulge funny game hot kiss laughs lesbian make out penis porn pranks sex spoof xxx
couple making out naked guys girls sex horny guys girlsViewer discretion is advised, lol!
You Don't Love Me Anymore
- Length: 4:30
- Rating: 5.00 (2 ratings)
- Views: 193' favoriteCount='1
- Author: Sko
Tags: Al Entertainment Information Sko Weird Yankovic
written and performed by "Weird Al" Yankovic.released as single in June 1992 from the Off The Deep End album.You Don't Love Me Anymore is an original song by "Weird Al" Yankovic.The song is written as a soft acoustic ballad, in the style of acoustic guitarist and singer James Taylor. However, the lyrics are of a destructive--literally--relationship between Yankovic and an unnamed girl. Although they were formerly in love, the "flames died down" and they are no longer passionate- in fact the girl hates Yankovic to such an extent that she repeatedly attempts to kill him.Much of the humor of the song is derived from the stark contrast between Yankovic's delivery and the nature of the lyrics. As the relationship deteriorates, the woman's actions progress from adultery (sleeping "with the whole hockey team"), to bodily harm and pranks (shaving his eyebrows while he slept), to attempted homicide (drilling a hole in his skull and leaving him for dead). All of these actions merely leave Yankovic wondering about the future of their relationship, and with a naive quizzical nature guessing "I've got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore".The song's length on "Off The Deep End" is over 14 minutes long. However, after the 4 minute song, there are 10 minutes of silence, before 6 seconds of backwards drumming, guitar feedback, and Al screaming at the top of his lungs, after which, the song ends. According to Al, this "most annoying 6 seconds of audio ever recorded" was meant to scare the listener if he or she forgets to turn the CD player off. (This snippet is called "Bite Me".)In 1992 "You Don't Love Me" was remixed into a disco-styled song. The song, complete with loops and samples, was remixed by Mobile Disco Records. Yankovic's official site states that, "This is the only authorized extended mix of an Al song that wasn't issued by his label. It's an odd choice for a dance mix since it's a ballad, but with loops and samples, it's even more twisted than Al's original version!"The music video is a parody of "More Than Words" by Extreme, and continues where the "Smells Like Nirvana" video ends.Within the music video:The amplifier is turned on full blast. Bassist Steve Jay knocks it over instead of simply turning it off. Drummer Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz is dressed like Dave Grohl from Nirvana. He drops the drumsticks instead of just putting them down, and takes his wig off. Yankovic appears as Gary Cherone. Jim West appears as Nuno Bettencourt. During the instrumental break between the first and second verses, Yankovic picks up a guitar and tunes it, but puts it back down as the second verse begins. Bermuda Schwartz and Steve Jay appear sitting on couches near Yankovic and Jim West. Schwartz appears as Paul Geary and Steve Jay appears as Pat Badger. Jay has a pig on his lap instead of a dog, and by the end of the video, eats it. Bermuda uses a blowtorch to light his cigarette, instead of a standard lighter. He subsequently catches fire. Steve Jay actually chipped a tooth as he bit into the ham, and he noticeably winces as this happens. When the camera pans around the scene, a condom can be seen on a golf club. Al stated that, "Our set decorator was trying to be "funny," and unfortunately neither Jay Levey or I caught it until it was too late. We both thought it was kind of tasteless and inappropriate, and I don't believe we ever worked with that guy again." Two musicians not from the original video appear: a pianist (Robert Goulet) and a cellist (Rudy Larosa, the janitor from the "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and "Smells Like Nirvana" videos). The cellist accidentally throws his bow into the pianist's eye, and the pianist gets his hand cut off; later, he is shown with a bear trap on his foot (A reference to the Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch, Sam Peckinpah's "Salad Days"). At the end, Yankovic fights over the guitar, pushes the guitar player off the stool, grabs the guitar, and smashes it to pieces. A cover version of the song was used in a TV advert for the soft drink Irn-Bru ("got a funny feeling you've been drinking Irn-Bru"). The German band J.B.O. has also covered the song. [source: wikipedia.com]
Green Day - Give me Novacaine (with lyrics)
- Length: 3:26
- Rating: ( ratings)
- Views: 17
- Author: IRockGuitarHero
Tags: Day flaming Gangtergreed.com Green lyrics Novacaine Random skull Slideshow
YO, I put together I slide show with some music, please refer me at http://www.gangstergreed.com?ref=79247Take away the sensation insideBitter sweet migraine in my headIts like a throbbing tooth ache of the mindI can't take this feeling anymoreDrain the pressure from the swelling,The sensations overwhelming,Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alrightTell me that I won't feel a thingSo give me NovacaineOut of body and out of mindKiss the demons out of my dreamsI get the funny feeling, that’s alrightJimmy says it's better than here,I’ll tell you whyDrain the pressure from the swelling,The sensations overwhelming,Give me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright,Tell me that I won't feel a thing,So give me NovacaineOh NovacaineDrain the pressure from the swelling,The sensations overwhelmingGive me a long kiss goodnight and everything will be alright,Tell me Jimmy I won't feel a thing,So give me Novacaine
The Offspring - Beheaded
- Length: 2:53
- Rating: ( ratings)
- Views: 305' favoriteCount='2
- Author: 13579111317192329
Mommy doesn't have a head any moreKeep it underneath my bed on the floorWell that's alright, man that's OKShe never really used her head anywayDaddy called me a stupid boyBet he wont say that any moreCause the way his body is severed tooHis vocal cords are gonna be hard to useBeheaded, watch him squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothesWatch my girl friend come to the doorChop off her head, she falls to the floorNow watching my baby's jugular blowReally makes my motor goWrap a towel round the bloody stumpTake my baby's body to the city dumpThen wipe the mess off the bloody axeScoop all the fears into my pull-up sackBeheaded, watch her squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothesAll my collection, adorns my room on bedroom pollsUse to be a little, but a little got more and moreNow I'm craving yoursNight brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotinesNight brings bad dreams, bad dreams and guillotinesOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headOff with her headFind another victim for my machinePut 'em in a home-made guillotineBlade falls, gonna need a casketWatch your head plop in a wicker basketLeave the house at a quarter to fourCome back with sixteen or moreCause the more I walk, the more I seeI got a funny feeling coming over meBeheaded, watch you squirt like a garden hoseBeheaded, bloody mess all over my clothes
Cliff Richard -got a funny feeling/Nothing's impossible
- Length: 6:32
- Rating: 5.00 (2 ratings)
- Views: 23
- Author: wolleke1
Tags: cliff film pop richard rock
Cliff Richard, 50jaar top
Art of Ash -- funny feeling( original )
- Length: 4:54
- Rating: 5.00 (1 ratings)
- Views: 44' favoriteCount='1
- Author: th1nkr
Tags: alternative art ash band blues feeling funny garage guitar hong kong music of original rock solo unsigned
a song made and performed by Art of Ash--an unsigned band in Hong Kong
Funny Feeling
- Length: 2:49
- Rating: ( ratings)
- Views: 11
- Author: PeaceAndLoveCowboys
Tags: country Feeling folk Funny label sans
An original song by Lawrence McGuire... somebody was having fun that night!Fête de la Musique 2007, Montpellier France
Dion and the Belmonts - A Funny Feeling (1960)
- Length: 2:18
- Rating: 3.00 (2 ratings)
- Views: 108' favoriteCount='1
- Author: Jennyluvver
Tags: Belmonts Dion feeling funny
B-side of "In The Still Of The Night". Great song!
A Life with the Jonas Brothers 5.4
- Length: 4:1
- Rating: ( ratings)
- Views: 320
- Author: Alnjamzluvjb
Tags: JoBroz OneTrueMedia
They get to the hospital and its been 6 hours since they heard from the doctor, Allie, Joe or Rylee but we are gonna go about 1 hour back at the party Jamie is/was having, Well Mason was drunk and Jamie was drunk but she was aware of what was happening around her. Mason takes her to a room and Jamie realizes they are going to far and stops.Jamie: Mason, Stop I think we are taking this too far?Mason: Relax, Its just one timeJamie: No, Really Mason get off of me!* She is able to slips away, but as she opens the door he grabs her by the arm and says?*Mason: Youre a worthless bitch! * Throws her down the flight of stairs *Cj: What the hell are you fucking thinking Mason! Tayler: Im a call 911 * Calls 911 *Allison: Tayler, Whats gonna happen? * Allison is now crying *Kyle: Allis, everything is gonna be ok. Hugs her* The paramedics come and take her to the hospital *Nick: I wonder who is hurt nowKevin: I have a funny feeling its someone from school.Dani: Same here...Garbo: What is Kyle, Allison, Tayler, Nicole, and...well everyone at the party here?Steph: Oh God please don't tell me its Jamie!* Kaitlyn comes running over *Kaitlyn: Mason, threw Jamie down a flight of stairs and well now she is here wheres Allie, Joe and Rylee?Kevin: Still in the room we haven't heard from them for 6 hours and I think Dani is gonna have an anxiety attack here and I called a couple of relatives and left messages so...Dani: * Busts out crying after talking with the doctor * Jamie had an concussion and now just went into an a comaKevin: * Tears coming out of his eyes * I should call her sister and brother...* Leaves *Dani: Whats gonna happen now?Nick: Dani, everything is gonna be ok, I promise* The doctor walks in *Dani: Is she ok?Doctor: Allie is fine but the baby may not make it Dani: What?!?!?!?!? Doctor: The baby has a hole in her heart and she has breathing problems and we are gonna go through surgery in under 5 minutes.Dani: I want you to take another cat scan of the babyDoctor: They baby may not make it by then...Dani: * Yelling at this point * Do the cat scan of the child now dammit!Doctor: Ok...Jeez* They heard Joe and Rylee screaming help, the doctors rush in and kicked Rylee and Joe get kicked out *Dani: What happened?Joe: * Crying harder then ever * She had a seizure...I gotta go...* Runs out of the emergency room, Kevin and Nick follow. He falls to his knees and yells to the sky *Joe: Why God?!? Don't take them from me! Why are you doing this! Is it because of I broke my promise to my family and most of all You Lord??? Im sorry, but please don't take them away from me! * Buries his face into his hands and cries his eyes out, Kevin and Nick come up from behind him *Kevin: Which promise?Joe: You guys followed me?!?!?Nick: Duh...Kevin: Which promise Joe?Joe: You guys know how I "lost" my purity ringNick: Yeah, whats with the air quotes around lost Joe?Joe: Well I didn't actually loose the purity ring I lost it to someone...Kevin: Wait so that baby in there is yours?Joe: A-huh
I Like It - (cover by FrAnK PeReZ)
- Length: 2:33
- Rating: 4.98 (54 ratings)
- Views: 358' favoriteCount='1
- Author: allshookup77
Tags: allshookup77 band british catch crying don't frank gerry invasion it let like pacemakers perez sun the you
Best if watched in high quality!I wanted to put on a happy song for this T.G.I.Friday because it's a HAPPY DAY FOR ME... after over 30 years of working for the utility company I work for today is my RETIREMENT DAY!!! I've enjoyed my many years there but I'm ready for a new chapter in my life. And, of course I wanted to share this day with all of you, my YouTube friends, with a happy song today. I hope you enjoy my rendition of ... 'I Like It'... It may be Friday the 13th. but's it's my lucky day... I hope you all have a great day and thanks for watching and for all your support...FrAnKA happy little song from the early sixties which was a hit for one of the "British Invasion" bands...Gerry and the Pacemakers. I hope you enjoy my rendition of 'I Like It'... Please leave a comment and/or rate the video as a little feedback is always nice to get. Thanks for watching, FrAnKHere are the lyrics and guitar chords:1) I [E]like [Dbm]it, I [A]like [B]it [E]I like the way you run your fingers through my [Dbm]hair and I like the [A]way you tickle my chin and I like the way you let me come [B]in when your mamma ain't [E]there [A/B]2) I like it, I like it I like the words you say and all the things you do and I like the way you straighten my tie and I like the way you're winking your eye and I know I like you you know I like you [A]Do that a[E]gain - [A]you're driving [E]me insane [A]kiss me once [E]more - that's a[Gbm]nother thing I [B]like you for [Gbm/B]3) I like it, I like itI like the funny feeling being here with you and I like you more with every day and I like it always hearing you say you're liking it too - you're liking it too [A]I'm asking [E]you - [A]What do you [E]wanna do[A]Do you a[E]gree - That the [Gbm]world was made for [B]you and me [Gbm/B]REPEAT VERSE 3...whoa, I like it, ...are you liking it too?
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